The Gassy Cousins 3 - Part 4

The sound of my mushy brown excrement was actually heard as my anus expanded to allow for this thick and massive log of shit to leave my ass. To me, it felt like a normal sized turd on a normal-sized bowel movement, but at my current height, nothing was that “small” anymore. The turd I want to guess was about 35 feet in length with a thickness of about eight feet. That was about the size of a school bus, and perhaps close to the weight of one too. I’ve been told that the size of a turd like this was likely near ten tons or so, with some of my largest turds weighing out at about 50 to 100 tons, a lot of shit from a girl like me. As I finished off my first turd I heard it snap away from my ass as it landed on the ground, shaking it a little bit. I smiled a bit as I smelled the increasingly worsening aroma of the air around me, polluted by the high-intensity smell of my dump.

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Four rather “ordinary” farts left my ass next as I felt more bouts of gas leave and upon the conclusion of the third fart I felt the next turd leave my anus. I could already feel it through my ass that this turd was even thicker and much longer than my first one. Everyone I’m sure has taken a dump before, so describing the feeling would be a little benefit, other than for me letting out turds is by far the most dominating feeling in the world. At my previous size as a regular-sized teenage girl, the dumps still felt bigger but I figured that I was still average, but now, I know that every bit of crap that leaves my ass is another extension of power on my behalf. When you cut turds that are weighed in tons and the size of school buses you begin to realize the gravity of just how big you are. You can let off as many turds as you want and there’s little anyone can do about it. The site where I normally take my dumps back home gets bigger all the time as there is more of a need to store these lofty mountainous peaks of prime-A female waste and knowing that I was causing all sorts of damage from something so natural gave it more of a perverted feel to me than it should have otherwise.

The military won’t do anything about it either because they know that they that my dumps can be helpful tools out in the field. The Iraqi desert has about five decaying massive turds scattered about right now and surprisingly they have set up camps around them because they knew that the enemy wouldn’t step too close to them. Of course, they could always come up with their own gigantic female terrorist to combat me with her own vile waste. I’ll admit, a one-on-one with another giant girl would be pretty cool to me, as it is lonely on top, but being on top has its advantages, it’s the ones at the bottom that have to look out.

I could feel this turd slowly rope out as it felt a bit longer than the previous one, indeed it was about 40 feet long and ten feet thick, much larger than a normal-sized person. I could feel the turd leave my ass and plop itself on top of previous solid deposit I had made. Now I really start smelling the stench as the wind had shifted slightly and brought the noxious thick fumes of my dump into my face and man was it wonderful. Several news crews were now making their way toward my dump to film what was going on, it wasn’t often that this stuff was broadcasted over the news since I normally did this in public, but hey it’s my birthday and I’ll take a dump where I want!

Next up I decided to mix up my removal of bodily waste into the landfill by taking a rather long piss right onto my gooey shitty mountain below me. I released what was probably a good dozen or so Olympic-sized pools of urine straight on top of my mushy shit mountain. It was probably not too different from a mini-Niagara Falls emptying out from my bladder and onto the shit spreading some hundred streams of yellow piss in all directions down the mountain and onto the ground, soaking the land with the kind of urine that would make the land undevelopable for years, not that my massive load of crap was going to make land prices skyrocket either.

The people watching me do my business with their video cameras were taken back by the strong acidic stench of my urine as they realized that they were messing with a very dangerous girl with severe bowel problems. One news crew had to quickly back away down a road when a small stream of piss came right up onto them. It was only about five inches deep when the urine reached them but still enough to scare them. Of course, I was hardly just beginning my dump and they were about to see that the piss was hardly anything.

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“Pardon me!” I yelled out as I pushed forth three more blasts of wickedly-bad wind. I had released an awful lot of gas up to that point, but this was a fart that was as atrocious and terrifying as anything that anyone had ever heard in that city. The more I went into my dumps the more my farts stunk of worse and worse things. The windy fart blew more of the stench over my shit mountain along with my rivers of piss and produced an increasingly enlarging cloud of vapors that would normally have stunk up my bathroom very nicely back home. The sound of a long explosion could be heard beneath me as I cut those series of farts. Again, the quick procession of constant gas was rather common in my dumps. More and I would fart up a storm as I took a shit. Hell I probably farted more gas during one dump than any guy could have after a Mexican feast with refried beans and beer, and it was hardly a competition on that one. All around the dump site, people were complaining about how the methane and sulfur of my gas found its way into anything and everything. Clothing, hair, skin, fabric, food, everything had been branded with my foul digestive wind and there was nothing that anyone could do about the rotten egg, garbage and skunk smelling gas that was being pumped into the atmosphere and out of my stinky butt. And now, I felt the next turd make its way.

I pushed forth and immediately knew that this one was going to be bigger than the others. It felt thicker and longer and to my great delight it proved out to be true. I could feel it as my anus opened up wider and wider, wide enough to fit at least one lane of traffic if not two inside of it. My anus was extended to its limit as a log of great girth made its way out, oozing like a slow moving train of excrement that one could only imagine. Of course everyone has taken a dump before in their life, describing how someone poops isn’t a hard matter at all, but describing how I poop is something else entirely. There were times in the past few years where ONE of my logs was considered more than all of a normal dump for one of my brothers. Even my sister had outclassed them before, but soon I was releasing logs that were beyond comprehension….well maybe not that dramatic but they were BIG!

The cameras were fixated on this long arching log of pure crap as it continued out of my ass, more than 70 feet in length and climbing. It looked like a smooth hot-dog shaped piece of chocolate as it continued to leave my ass, filled with perhaps the foulest, most disgusting substance that anyone had ever seen before. I grunted a bit as it took a full 15 seconds to push out that hefty log of crap before I had finally felt the end and gave one more push before finally cutting the cord to my baby and waiting to see how it would fall. The front of the turd train had all already reached the top of my shit mountain but the caboose section had just left my ass and it allowed gravity to do its part and let it fall to the ground, unfortunately it turned out to be a little too close to one film crew which had thought they should get a closer exclusive to the great Kelly Haines taking a dump.

The turd fell from a height of over 80 feet in up in the air and fell like a redwood tree onto the ground, ending up only ten feet away from a couple of cameramen as they found themselves shaken up by the impact of my fallen turd. The impact on the ground did shake the ground a little, that was expected for a piece of poop that was probably 100 tons in weight, but because it was poop, it didn’t hit the ground as one solid piece. Rather, it broke up into numerous small pieces, still resembling the look of one solid log and some of those small pieces, about the size of normal human-sized turds, were splattered onto the clothing and faces of those cameramen, giving them an up-close perspective of my dump they probably wished they didn’t have. Spattering pieces of shit continued to leap out in all directions from my fallen turd and got the attention of several other nearby people. As I had released that turd I had seen in the corner of my eye one more vehicle arrive on site. Unbeknownst to me yet, it turned out to be my cousin Sam and sister Briana.
But the show was only about to continue as I pushed forth three small silent farts.

PPPPffffssssss!!!!!

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My anus opened with what seemed to be only really small farts. They would have been enough to clear out a large room because of my current size, but as a normal-sized girl they would have done little damage and would have only been detected by me, but then the fourth fart left my ass and it launched a whole new wave of my crappy artillery over the landscape.

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The sound of this latest fart went all over the place, starting out in its monotone tuba sounding blast and continuing off with the sound of gigantic bubbles rocketing out of my ass, the sound of the fart grew decidedly wet as the 15-second monster kept on being pushed out. My butt kept on spewing out toxic flatulence like an exhaust port after the launch of a space rocket and the heat that was being generated from her butt was creating a thermal zone around the dump site was over a hundred degrees and climbing, it was smelling like the inside a true bathroom to me. The wet fart helped to initiate the release of smaller pebbles of shit, pebbles to me of course, boulders to everyone else, that littered the landscape with chunks of shit that continued as the fart petered back and forth from the loud bassy noise and the small gaps where chunks of crap left. As the fart was finally finished I felt the next turd coming. Grunting a little as I felt my anus open up I began to feel this wormy turd leave my ass and it was already feeling like a twin to my previous log.

My butthole was opening up even wider than before, at least the size of a two-lane tunnel, and out came the beginning of my next piece of prime-A poop. I hate it when I say that this log felt bigger than the last one, because that is so cliché as my poops usually get bigger the longer they last, but that was the honest truth. My dumps have typically been described like movies where the “action” gets bigger throughout the show before reaching a climax, my biggest pieces of crap. Of course, this isn’t entirely true, sometimes I just have really big turds throughout and sometimes there’s no definitive pattern. In this case, the log I was pushing out was going to at least be the same size as the last one. The sound of bubbles popping could be heard down below as this log oozed out of my anus and slowly slid down toward the ground as it exceeded a length of 90 feet and continued for another few seconds before finally being freed. This was a whopper of a turd as I felt that it was at least 15 feet in width if not closer to 20 feet. The width of this piece of crap was three times taller than the average person and the length was much bigger, that gave me a great deal of pride to know how big my pieces of poop were compared to the normal person. It felt great as I allowed for this log to fall where it did, as it fell on top of the pile and arced upwards to form an arch over the growing pile of shit, which was now a good 50 feet in height with a coverage of some 200 feet there on the ground. I then felt a bit of gas being held up behind that turd and cut forth another violent fart.

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This fart charred itself out of my asshole as it created a humid layer of fart-laden dew that collected itself upon the pubic hair around my vagina and spread a thick layer of poop-induced gas over the landscape. As the fart increased in coverage it picked up the nasty scent of my shit and carried it to form a mixture of scents that ultimately was diabolical, or some other word to describe the nastiness. People all around the dump site, which had picked up a growing crowd of those who were curious about my bowel movements started to cough and gag from the aroma, but the site of my growing mountain of shit probably was what made a few of them faint. But no one like me could drop a massive bomb like this, not anymore. This fart was a room clearer…no a neighborhood clearer. The fart blew through the area like a light breeze, as it wasn’t a strong fart in its wind velocity, but was seeping through everything at a slower pace. I had to fan the air around me before I heard some more gurgling noises within me signaling more to come. I started to grunt a bit as I felt a bit of pain in my gut. I could feel another massive load coming and before anyone had a chance to register what was happening I started a complete shit storm over my dump, a full three minutes of nothing but shitting. It was stinky, it was long, it was wet and it was GLOURIOUS!

If the sight of me dropping long turds was horrifying to those filming my dump, the site of this must have been worse. Boulder-sized pieces of shit started falling down on top of my mountain as a liquefied version of my shit spouted out of my asshole like an intermittent fountain that would let off various bursts of jet-focused shit out of my ass and onto the surrounding surface, and this was continuous for those three minutes, a horrendously long time for just one part of my dump. Sam found himself on top of a rather small, about ten feet tall, mountain of shit before he found himself caught in the middle of this shit storm. To a person of my size, I hardly cared where Sam was as my pressing concern at the moment was my dump, but some of the film crews had watched as Sam had been blasted with a few small pieces of shit, about the size of baseballs as he was being pushed around by the sheer force of the wind that was falling down on the shit pile along with the watery shit. There were plenty of forces in play as I continued this onslaught upon the landscape. There was wind from more gas leaving my ass along with watery shit and droplets of shit. As this latest gauntlet of fecal material had reached an end I pressed forth on my ass to cut let another series of vicious farts.

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These farts were as typical of an epic windstorm as I had unleashed upon the city of Columbus today. The winds blew even more pieces of shit out of my still juicy asshole as the film crews were scattering about trying to avoid being hit by a piece of my own dung. It sent a bellowing green fog across the dump site with such intensity and humidity that the air quality in the city had gone from bad to worse, if that was even possible. The smell of rotten Taco Bell food was now heavy in the air as the fog continued to spread in coverage around the region. Already, a cloud of my dreadful gas had spread itself from downtown south to the dump site, but just now people were remarking about the rotten stench of my farts. I recalled a few of the reporters on the site as they embraced this catastrophic storm of flatulence as it left my ass along with the continuation of my dump.

“Kelly Haynes is releasing toxic air into the atmosphere as she continues to have her way with her massive bowel movement on this site. We aren’t even sure how far from done she is, the conditions here are deteriorating and the mountain of fecal material continues to grow higher.” One reporter stated.

“Any foul aroma that the dump site may have contained prior to Kelly’s visit is now eclipsed by the stench of her own personal dump. People complaining about their husbands leaving the bathroom smelling bad need to come down to get a true appreciation of what ‘stinking up the bathroom’ really means.” Another reporter said.

“All I have to say is that Kelly has truly lived up to her reputation with her dumps. We were told over and over again that this girl stunk up bathrooms and clogged toilets back when she was normal sized. Now, I can confirm that her dumps are much, much worse that what he had been told. The stench is the worst thing I’ve ever experienced. Rotten eggs and dog feces are only the beginning in describing the aromic terror that Kelly is releasing into this area right now….” The reporter had been cut off by me pushing forth yet another three farts before preparing my anus for another massive load of crap.

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“God this is starting to get ridiculous!” I screamed as I started grunting some more. Beneath me I felt my anus open up as I got ready to release more crap onto the world. Just as had happened previously I felt my asshole open up and expand to what felt like outlandish lengths as I started forcing out my next big turd and good Lord this one was hefty. Thicker than my last ones, check. Longer too, check. Smellier…big time check. This turd was worth the wait as I felt myself cutting less of a ropy piece of crap and more of a legitimate brick, a big brick too. Very few girls probably have ever felt a piece of crap leave their ass in their lifetimes, at regular size or not. Guys too probably haven’t felt something of this magnitude either, I know none of my brothers could compete with a piece of crap this big and even Briana was not capable of unloading a monster like this. As it turned out in the end, the piece of crap was 120 feet in length, nearly 50 feet in thickness and probably a good 500 tons in weight. And it was one piece of poop from my rectum. This was easily the most impressive piece of fecal material I had ever released; it was a site to behold and a greatness onto itself. As the sun continued to set the light was slowly dimming away, but enough for the reporters to see this massive turd leave my anus and everyone was completely speechless as the incredible size of this piece of poop. My own poop, a big and raunchy piece of poop that was larger than many houses.

“Jesus that is huge!” I yelled out as I felt this hefty turd fall out of my sphincter and fall onto the ground as it shook the land around it. It was a solid formation of mushy shit unlike anything else I had ever seen leave my own behind; to everyone else it must have been the scariest thing they had ever seen. This was a turd that went beyond expectations and then some. Sam was blown back a few feet just from the wind produced by this piece of poop hitting the ground. Of course it didn’t hit the ground completely, more like pounded itself onto the other pieces of shit there, but it was so much bigger than the rest of the shit that it was easily able to make its way onto the pile like a giant log on top of a handful of small twigs. And as the log had made its presence known on the ground, I unleased a violent ripper of a fart.

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Fuck this was getting out of hand, a giant log like that had to beget a giant fart, had to! It wasn’t my biggest fart or anything, but it was the way this thing sounded that brought the reporters and camera people down to their knees. It was the loudest, most ear-piercing blast of wind I think I had ever produced. Infused with juiciness from my continuing bowel movement, this ripper of a fart unleased a screech that could deafen people’s ears and bring terror to their hearts. The noxious stench of my flatulence had produced a fog of terrifying proportions. The farts came out of my cheeks, flapping them violently for the entire period as it started to spread its contamination, additional contamination, throughout the room. The commanding blast had shook the dump site with a wind that was strong enough to produce a small earthquake, that was from the wind itself. The fart smelt heavily of Mexican food and cheese and created yet another light green cloud of smog-like gas that flowed out of his shit-stained asshole and over the warm and wet remnants of my massive turd. Those reporting on my bowel movement were waving their hands and putting on gas masks as they continued to film what was going on, all the while thinking that they couldn’t believe what they were seeing. Gosh, it was only a 19-year old girl taking a dump.

And as the fart subsided I could feel it within me, more shit. God I don’t think I had as much shit at this one time as I ever had before. I grunted a little as I began another marathon of turd dropping. These were much smaller than the previous one, I mean they better be! No more than 30 feet in length in widths probably around ten feet or so. I started pushing out more and more, probably a dozen of these turds in pretty quick fashion to the horror of these people who continued to see my anus open up with one log of shit emerging after another. Each piece was still larger than a car and at least the size of a mid-sized butt. I was sweating a bit as I pushed forth these turds. Down below, they made their own deposits on the ground in a fashion that resembled pieces of sand falling off a larger rock. After all, my large piece of shit was King Shit of the mountain for the moment, these smaller pieces were nothing. Overall the site was continuing to slide into that of a biohazard site that would be scarred for years, but that hardly mattered when I had to take a dump. As my most recent shit burst finished off I pushed off a series of smaller but still wet bursts of foul wind.

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“Fuck me that’s incredible!” I remarked as I fanned the winds of my most recent outburst. Yep, another burst of stinky flatulence left my ass as I felt the warm air beneath my exposed bottom. Four deep and bassy farts erupted as more chunks of my shit, the size of basketballs and whatnot, rained out of my ass. The farts sounded loud from anyone’s perspective but it was the sheer power of these farts that got to people. The last fart in particular had a peculiar tone with it, starting off as a symphonic blast of girly butt wind and ending off with a blowing hot silent wind of death. All around me, a fog of Kelly-laden gas filled the dump site with the smell of rotten eggs, rotten vegetables and rotten meat and beans, filling the air so much that the National Weather Service was now registering a spike in air temperature on the south side of Columbus. In the southeastern suburbs of the city, the warm putrid gas was mixing with the cooling October air to produce a fog-effect unlike anything ever witnessed before. People were urged to stay indoors until the smell would dissipate. It would if I could ever finish my dump!

But no, as soon as my fart was finished I felt yet more crap form in my rectum. Having been squatting for over ten minutes, I finally decided to relax myself a little and put my hands out in front of me as I rested my ass a little closer to the ground, but not close enough so that it was smearing up against the deposit of crap that had formed beneath me, after all it was an impressive mound of fecal material that was getting larger and larger and when my next grunt that mound grew in height.
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Four more bellowing farts erupted out of my ass as I began another cascade of shit onto my pile. By now you can probably see how I reach this 100-fart total each day, rounds upon rounds of farts, and all of them bad. The smell was very unpleasant and it smelt of rotten eggs many times fold and another thick green batch of gas began to flow downwards onto my deposit. Out then came another dozen or more turds of shit in a rather quick fashion that was yet another violent outburst of my rectal waste material. And then when that was wrapped up my anus opened up and sputtered wetly with a little more gas. The odor all around my dump site became deadlier as I released another foul explosion of shit onto the site. Another two 50-foot long logs fell onto my pile and this created a cascade effect where Sam had found himself quickly running away in one direction.  He was dodging a small piece of shit that was crushing onto him like a glacier falling into the water. Only this glacier was nothing more than my thick and extremely nasty brown logs of excrement. As my fart-shit-fart cycle continued I was starting to gag as more of my killer aroma was filling the area.  As many had experienced in the past, my dumps really reeked and this one was going for the record books in terms of just how much stink was in the air. Scientists would literally be studying this site for days afterwards just to learn as much as they could about the stink that I can produce.

The smell of my dumps is truly great. If you had ever smelled a girl take a dump, or even a guy, after beer, Mexican food, vegetables, protein shakes, whatever, I can guarantee you that mine smell worse! I’ve stunk up high school bathrooms, mall bathrooms, family members’ bathrooms, church bathrooms, any bathroom and I have left a distinctive scent that was unlike anything ever smelled before. Even Briana couldn’t hold a candle to the vast richness of truly God-awful vapors of deadly stink that I produce after one of my normal dumps. Numerous strangers have told me before that the smell I leave behind in the bathroom is comparable to a skunk spraying itself in that room. It’s a mind-boggling toxic smell that combines the harshest components of sulfur and hydrogen along with what some people have described as cleaning chemicals and mixes them with weeks-old garbage and eggs along with burning tires and diapers. At least that’s what I’ve heard. I’ve heard it all when people have described the stench of my dumps, that’s why I’ve used all these descriptors. To me and my family, the smell is just bad, we’re used to it, but to complete strangers, it’s diabolical at best and extremely deadly at worse. It’s a wonder that the people filming my dump hadn’t fallen victim to the stench of my fecal waste yet, but they were obviously made aware of it by the fact that they continued to back away further and further as my dump continued. Yep, I Kelly Haynes truly have smelly, smelly dumps.
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PPPPPPPPPPPffffffffffffffsssssssssssssss!!!!!

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My dump continued with a hissing release of flatulence between her beyond normal-sized cheeks as I felt the deadly stench of my silent gas fill the area.  Unlike some of my other outbursts, the first SBD was the longest of the three. In reality, it was more like on long SBD, but I had to take a breath into outbursts, a girl can only let out these long farts so long, that shit’s exhausting. This one was a big-time stinker! There’s a surprise. The stench from this rather ordinary sized SBD was about as vile as the rest of my dump, people should be happy that smellovision doesn’t exist. Though to see the world smelling my fumes as they watched me take this colossal dump would have been something cool anyway. This was a gold-medal winning smelly Silent but Deadly fart that lived up to every bit of its reputation. As the SBD continued to leave my ass the sulfuric contents of the fart had been kicked up to 11 as they started to produce a yellow haze that had flowed out of my ass like a violent windstorm. My stomach again rumbled like distant thunder, and my pit-like anus, which was about as big as ever before swelled open as a release of gas the likes of which had never been witnessed in a dump of any size, the smell was deadlier than before and my nose was twitching from the unbearable stench I was producing.

My eyes were staring straight across the horizon toward the setting sun as I silently felt some relief from my gas. It was time for my next deposit to the shit bank. My immense anus bulged downwards, as I uninhibited released my next payload; feet upon feet of my gigantic, thick brown log of crap poured from my ass as I felt what was probably another 40-foot long turd leave my butt. No one, I mean no one, could have ever imagined a girl like me releasing a dump of this magnitude as a giant or a normal-sized girl, my dump was simply becoming extraordinary, way, way beyond normal for anyone. And as the turd was fallen onto the pile a green cloud of stink from between her meaty cheeks crawled around the area as it simmered in my now hill-sized mountain of shit, some 140 feet in height with a coverage of some 400 feet in width, it was a behemoth of a shit pile and even more was on its way. I had to wave the air around me as I felt the shit form once more in my rectum. This time though I knew I was approaching the end and as with any firework show I had to let go a grand finale, I began with my next thunderous fart. After about a minute of silence from the last log to leave my ass the gas had built up with such force that this was easily a minute-long, probably longer, bomb of unbelievable flatulence that was enough to stink up all of southern Franklin County, Ohio.

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I could hear the people say now, “what crawled up her ass and died?” I wouldn’t blame them for asking either, I was starting to wonder myself, to say that I overdid myself with this one was underselling myself. For a full minute, maybe a little longer, the entire area shook as broke the fiercest wind yet. The sound was deafening beyond belief, creating a sound that no bomb could reproduce. The sound of the fart was unlike any that even I had produced before; this was a megaton explosion of my gassy radiation that had never before been attempted. Winds blew across my magnificent shitty payload taking out some of the news vans, film people and supplies that had helped them in the filming of the aftermath of my toxic, powerful and enormous gas. To say that this fart was loud was an understatement; everyone was going to be deaf for several hours after this one. I could see Sam running further away from my powerful winds as he tried to escape the mushroom cloud of my gas spreading in all directions. This one would have been a house-clearer back in my days as a smaller girl.

To those filming me though, their sense of smell was being destroyed by the burning hot eggy stench of the Kelly Fart Smell that was as utterly repulsive as possible. The smell reeked heavily of my shit as expected along with the usual elements. I had to pinch my nose and fan the air as I had cut open this magnificent blaster of a fart. You couldn’t even believe just how bad this stench was. I could destroy friendships with a fart like this, I could stink up my entire town so bad it would be uninhabited for weeks; I could bring nations to their knees with this kind of smell. The government knew about my impressive gift with the ability to produce a puke-inducing smell of flatulence that could force their enemies to see things their way. You let any terrorist organization take a whiff of the massive raunchiness of my flatulence and they will see that attacking us wouldn’t be a good option. I was producing a gastric Armageddon with the kind of gas I was letting out right here. I’m pretty sure even the northern parts of Franklin County up by Westerville and Dublin were taking a whiff of this massive stinker. To say it stunk was saying nothing; this went way, way, WAY beyond stinking. There probably wasn’t a word for the olfactory destruction I was committing right now. That’s how bad this fart was, and to top it off I heralded in the final wave of my dump, the grand finale of grand finales.

With a sound as devastating as any of my farts, I began pooing out some of the largest turds in human history, easily, betting the old record of my big turd a few minutes ago. There were ten turds in all, all of them over 70 feet in length with a thickness of 25 feet or so. They oozed out of my ass in an explosion of shit that was formed from light brown fecal material leaving my expanded anus and pouring out with the force of a subway train barrowing down a tunnel. Over an expanding region of nothing but my fecal waste I pushed forth this last wave on top as torrents of shit juice pierced through some of the slick brown coating of shit on the ground and my mound and created a collection of small streams that flowed down my monstrous mess. These turds were very long indeed and very thick and very, very smelly, more smelly than anything before them, or perhaps the same stench, my sense of smell was starting to blur all into one consistent aroma: that of my shit. The few cameras that were still filming this continued to get a little fogged up from the rise of humidity of the noxious stink I was producing. As the final massive log of shit left my ass I started to spit out a few more smaller pieces of shit before I finished up my dump with one last bellowing and quite terrifying blow of flatulence.

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While not as big as the fart that left to this last release of shit, it was still a mammoth blaster of Kelly Gas in its purest form. I knew it as well as anyone else; no one could compete with me the way I was cutting these farts, no one, ever. A beefy, strong fart vibrated another power thrust into the foul, reeking air as I felt the scorching hot fumes flame out from between my buttcrack and fly up into my face and the surrounding space with a yellow haze that was visible to the camera. The smell of shit was heavier in the air as I began to cough to this latest batch of foul, pungent air. The smell of rotten eggs and raw shit continued to be pumped into the area with a tougher potency. It smelled like burnt shit, eggs, beans, cheese, broccoli, and cheese, all mixed into a tear-producing gas that erupted from a fart that could rival some of my bigger ones this day. The fart came out as flapping ear-piercing noise that could burst anyone’s ear drum. There was a wave of unconsciousness coming upon anyone around the dump site as this final fart was the last straw for anyone to stay awake through the mind-boggling aroma and power coming out from within me. I wouldn’t blame anyone for a second for passing out from this fart as it really took the stink quotient and upped it even higher. It was times like these that I had wished that I hoped that my farting and shitting didn’t get any worse than this, it would be hard to imagine a dump like this being a daily occurrence; I don’t think the world could handle it.

As the fart finished up I looked around and saw the fog settle over the region, it would be a long and painful night for anyone within several miles of this biohazard site that was my toilet. I’m used to leaving bathrooms smelling like absolute zones of death after my enormous dumps and massive farting, but this was on a completely different level. Never before had I released something as massive as this. The light was quickly fading away from the sun setting so I couldn’t get the biggest grasp on just how massive this was, but luckily for anyone willing to appreciate it, the sense of smell doesn’t go away with the sun. Sam had made himself away from the site and was already bringing in the cleaning crew that had been stationed some ten miles away from me. It was a small outfit of brave individuals who cleaned my ass and whipped my bottom after each dump I took. They certainly had their work cut out for them this evening.

Various fire crews and ambulances were heading over toward the site of my dump as I finally stood up to my grand height of over 300 feet and looked down at the smoldering mess that I had created. The overall mountain was probably up to about 150 feet in height and it stretched over a zone that covered up to 500 feet. About 20 various peaks were formed there from all the shit I had released, while the largest peak was up to 150 feet. Most of my massive logs had already merged to form a more solid monolith of fecal material that made the mountain resemble a mountain. I playfully waved the area behind my naked ass as I made one more cunning remark about my mess.

“Much better, pardon me for my mess, but when you got to go you got to go!” I said laughing as no one was likely joining me in the laughter. About a half a dozen news vans and personnel remained on the perimeter of my load as I made my way around them. The vans were still running but there was no one conscious to turn them off. Probably about 40 people were out entirely as I walked over toward an empty field where fire hoses were being wound up so that my cleaning crew could get to work cleaning my butt crack before all that shit would harden and up and a girl like me should still keep myself clean. I waddled over with my pants and underwear still hiked down past my knees so that I wouldn’t get them dirtied by my mess, not that they weren’t already ruined, a dump that large some bits of my waste had to get on them, still I had an hour-long walk back home so I had to be well dressed for it.

I got down to on my knees and pointed my bodacious caboose in the direction of four fire trucks as special workers wearing yellow biohazard suits, not firefighters mind you, got up on the ladders and carried big hoses with them as the ladders raised them up toward my butt crack. As I have recalled from various reports from these workers in the past, the stench around my dirty buttcrack was simply horrendous, of course this is with my smaller dumps, today’s ought to smell absolutely deadly. As the crew got into position I was given an alert on my phone that it was time for them to start washing out the crack. I shook my butt as a mere “go-ahead” to the crew and began to feel the small jet stream of water flow into my buttcrack. As with earlier, it was no different from when Sam and Briana cleaned my asscrack, but no one was venturing into that canyon of death this evening and I couldn’t blame them at all. I felt the water for about three minutes straight as they worked as best as they could with bright lights starting to shine on my ass as the sun had finally set itself.

I had to move my knees and legs as wide apart as possible so that all the gooey shit that had remained trapped in my ass could fall onto the ground and not onto my body. Needless to say, there was a whole lot, enough to be considered a small pile of dirt for a construction pile about 20 feet high. They would take the hose and aim it to the crack and push out small boulder-sized pieces of crap and force them down to the ground with the help of gravity. Sometimes this process would take only a minute or so, but today it ended up passing five minutes of nothing but ass cleaning, and that was just the rinsing part. After they were pretty much satisfied to got most of the shity gunk out from deep within my posterior it was time to dry me off. Now industrial-sized toilet paper would have been my first thought, but since a giant wad of shit-stained toilet paper on top of my incredible mess would have added insult to injury I agreed to Plan B, using industrial-sized fans, about 20 feet in diameter and point them at my ass to dry off the wet skin.

Some sort of construction vehicle, I couldn’t get the best look at it, raised the giant fan up on some sort of platform to a level that was not as high as my ass but close enough so that it could point its hot wind up in the direction of my ass. Despite how I felt about whether or not this sort of plan would actually work, it ended up doing quite well, I could feel my buttcrack dry up pretty quickly from the blowing of the fan. The cleaning crew people quickly got out of their suits as they could only marvel at the grand job they had done that day. Of course it took special people to tend to such needs as whipping my ass after a dump. What was once a job that required only my hand and a wad of toilet paper now required teams of people and large equipment to handle. That’s right folks; my dumps had passed a threshold where a mere toilet and toilet paper wasn’t enough, now I needed much more just to whip my butt. It actually makes you appreciate what people could do for you and how much they are willing to help you. All that being said, I could whip my ass myself and clean my body, I’m gigantic, not a cripple. It’s just at my size; you have more people willing to do it for you. Of course, some of these people were perverts who just wanted a look up my junk to see something they’ll never again see at that size, and I had a present for those who were willing to do so….speaking of which….

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Ahhhh….yeah! Completely out of nowhere and with no warning at all I unloaded another nice SBD and man, this one was atrocious! For what was more than 40 seconds, I silently pushed out a blast of SBD wind that was unbelievable. This fart produced a scorching hot wind that caused the insides of her asscrack to become humid from the sheer heat the fart was producing. In an effect it was helping to dry off the remaining wetness from my butt cleaning. I began to wave the air around her, but soon saw that there was no way around this horrendous fart. There was something about the level of dreadful stink in this particular silent toot, maybe it was because my colon for once was cleared of any shit and open for any of my remanding gas to build up and stew for a while before I needed to release it. That gas building up clearly wasn’t the best thing for anyone wanting to take a whiff of my goodness. The people who had gathered around me as I took my dump were now all passed out, hell even Sam was probably knocked out from the wretchedness of my gas. The smell of this fart was truly awful, there was no way around it, it burned my eyebrows and the hair around my nose had curled as my nostrils had to try to accept this putrid wind that my own beautiful and gigantic body had just produced. This was as gut-wrenching of a fart that I had released all day and given today’s track record, that’s saying something. It smelled of something rotting, something that had been rotting for a week, out in the scorching heat. With all that Taco Bell and milk and beans and whatever else I ate, I knew these farts were bad, but there was something truly rotten about this fart that was vile beyond belief.

The large fan had been knocked off its platform as I started to wave more of my awesome aroma around me. I had felt clean enough that it was probably for the best for me to finally stand up to my full height once more and pull my underwear and pants up past my waist. Once more, my tight yoga pants had sealed up the rather pungentness of my ass and its deadly vapors all while reading a now hilariously undercounted number of victims to my farting. I mean, “1,000 and counting,” more like “2,000 and rapidly climbing!” Perhaps I can get my tailors to work on something new after this, my gassy massacre upon Columbus, Ohio. I noticed that both my underwear and my pants felt a little tighter around my bottom, odd since I should have “lost” weight after a massive dump like that. Likewise, my shirt was feeling a little tighter as well, pressing even more firm against my breasts as the bottom of my shirt was now a few feet above the top of my pants. I stood there looking over at the simmering aftermath of my dump like a proud mama, and who wouldn’t own up to such grandeur. Sadly I wouldn’t be able to really marvel my creation until daylight and by then I would already be home, but I could just take a whiff of it and know that it was truly great. The smell of real shit, from a real girl with real power, it got me all warm inside just knowing that it was a hefty amount of crap that was now going to stay in that zone for days and weeks.

This dump wasn’t just something that you could whisk away in one day. Crews of excavators and scientists were being dispatched to Columbus at that very moment to get ready to work with my dump. Since it was fall the fields didn’t really need fertilizing, but they had to find some way to make use of my fecal material. Zones were already being prepped in different parts of the country and for weeks after there will be debates about where to put my crap. Everyone will always say the same thing, “not in my backyard.” It’s odd when you see TV debates on the local television stations debating about where my poop has to go. It happens all the time and today I gave the world a dump that was at least four times bigger than anything I had ever released before, this was way beyond my biggest dump in my life and where it was all going to go was only the beginning of the problems this part of the city would have to deal with. The stench of my gas and dump were firmly in the southern half of Franklin County, but the north felt it too and regions to the east of the city were going to be smelling it for a while. The zone, probably to be called something like “Ground Zero” was going to be uninhabitable for weeks. The stink could hang around just as long. While the vapors of my gas will have long been dissipated by this time tomorrow, my shit will remain there on the ground just as proud and wet as possible. It will probably harden up eventually and form a really solid break of dried of shit. The scientists on sight will probably take “stool samples” just to figure out more about me and what I eat. They’ve already done so and already written whole papers on my bowel movements, but this should give them something new to study. Schools around the area may close for a week and subdivisions around the site may have to be evacuated, but that’s not my problem. I was just a 19-year old girl wanting to do number two.

As I stood there looking back to the lit-up skyline of Columbus some ten miles away to the north. I could hear fire crews and ambulances race across town as they were undoubted reacting to various medical aliments that were sure to come from a strange “odor” in the air. The air stunk heavily of my farts, very strong, like my bedroom after a night with Taco Bell. I had my hands on my hips as I looked down on the city and felt like the queen of the world. Here I had been allowed to fart and poop all day without any consequences, probably for the last time in a good while. I was a benevolent giantess after all and I didn’t wish for this sort of damage for the city every night. Back home, I could already imagine some home owners on property surrounding my current county to want to leave after hearing about my gastric destruction today. They are going to think that my dumps are truly this large in size and that as I get bigger, since there’s nothing to say that my growth is going to stop, LOL, that I’m going to need bigger room. This was all I needed to get more and more space to myself. Imagine me, a normal teenage girl in a normal family who just happened to fart a lot and take big dumps, getting bigger and bigger with more room and space and the ability to command many people. I got an entire city to celebrate my birthday and got away with what would seemingly be considered biological war crimes. I was on top of the world, and in terms of stature, quite literally. I finally turned around with my backside back toward Columbus and with a sly smile on my face I released one more massive silent bomb of my powerful gas.

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Much longer and bigger as anything I had expected, I farted what had to be the TRUE SILENT BUT DEADLY FART! Nothing prepared me ultimately for what I had just done for Columbus, after all the farting I had done; the massive shit I had just taken, this one was unbelievably breathtaking. I’ve used just about everything to describe the utter stinkiness of my farts so I just need to point out that all of those help to describe the intense power and authority this one contained. Burning garbage and mounds of shit were only a small part of the absolute retched aroma to radiate from my ass as I blew forth this mammoth SBD out of my pants and into the air around Columbus. This was a fart that was going to absolutely kill, not literally I hoped, but in plenty of ways nonetheless. Birds were falling out and plants were dying off around me as the coverage of this SBD continued to spread like wildfire throughout south Columbus. I pushed forth this fart and watched in absolute horror as it caught on with an expanding zone of smelly gassiness by getting bigger and bigger.

The dreadful stench of MY SBD continued to increase and spread as it attacked every corner of my city. It was four times smellier than anything I had pushed out all day, ALL DAY! I looked over to the south as I smiled while looking up toward the sky as I let loose the power and fury of this fart. If one was right at the level of my ass, a big mistake for anyone foolish enough at the moment, they could have heard the hissing noise of my fart, but alas it was nothing but silence. As this minute-long silent fart continued I found that I was able taste the fart as well; I could taste the rotten eggs and cheese that had been expelled from the fart. But perhaps horrifying enough, I could taste the onions and the black beans that had filled her stomach. My bowels were producing a catastrophic amount of flatulence that was filling up the city with something that was way over the top. More and more of this rotten odor was being let out as I was PROUDLY cutting back my SMELLIEST fart of the day. I was a famous Renaissance artist putting out my ultimate masterpiece, my highest quality work, my BEST SBD!

As I started to wrap up the release of this masterpiece I began to experience the true power of my stench. My fart had stunk up to indescribable levels, an impressive level given the impressive farter I am. I was hot boxing the entire city and even THAT didn’t even describe the chemical warfare I was unleashing. It was an evil mix of beans, onions, cheese, chicken, broccoli, and cabbage and shit and more. There were things in this stench that probably had never been quantified before. Hell, forget measuring the shit pile beneath me, scientists had to get to the bottom of this flatulence immediately, studying what made THIS possible.. All of these elements were combined, digested within my cast-iron stomach into a deep, diabolical mix that was processed then into a gas by the increased amounts of bacteria that processed more of my waste into gas than even I thought I had. I had to pull out the phone to measure the KFU for this particular fart; I was scared just to guess what it was. Well, easily it was over 300. Yeah, this fart meant business. I had to wave the air around me as I began gagging under the profound raunchiness of my grand creation. Waving the air frantically a few times I felt as if fire had been born in my ass, everything that was wet there was now dried up by the hottest girl flatus ever produced.

“Excuse me…must have been something I ate.” I said giggling as I took in another whiff of the fart. I had never produced anything this foul before in my life and perhaps I never will. But the most terrifying thought was that I possibly COULD do this again and even worse, this could become the new normal of a fart. I wouldn’t wish this kind of fart on anyone, that’s how bad this was. “Excuse me” actually didn’t cut it, even to me. I would have to end up writing a full-page apology in the Columbus Dispatch to explain how terribly sorry I was for letting loose this fart. There was just something about this fart that words couldn’t explain. No one could explain a fart of this magnitude if they would have been the ones cutting it. Laughter, crying, fear, some of these emotions were running through my mind as my heart pounded to the growing stink of this fart, oh yeah, this fart’s smelly coverage was continuing to spread even a minute after I had let it loose, the hang time was increasing more and more, I was going to gas out the entire city!

For what was probably the millionth time today I waved my hands around some more to avoid some of this raunchy stink to get to me, but of course it was to no avail. I checked my phone to again assure myself that the KFU was really what it was, I was wrong, it was now over 320, dear God this thing had strength. That was the horror behind this fart, it was a monster when I released it and still multiplying in strength, hulking up on fart steroids or something and getting larger and larger. I giggled to myself a little as I finally understood the greatness of what it meant to be me. As a normal sized girl, this would have been a house-clearer. I would have subjected my family to a gassy holocaust and would have probably left the house myself. But at my size, I was inflicting this upon a larger population. A million people lived in Franklin County, Ohio and more lived outside, they were all now taking a nice whiff of this beast. Everyone was now smelling my farts and I loved every bit of it. All of those who “enjoyed” my farts earlier were either becoming brain-dead or wising up the fact that they could never full appreciate the damage I could induce with my gas.

It all started by taking a big dump in my cousin’s upstairs bathroom and producing a smell that caught his attention and now, I’m over 300 feet tall, as beautiful and youthful as possible and with a digestive tract that could produce the strongest, deadliest and most expansive flatulence imaginable. I was getting bigger and was becoming even gassier, life had never been so kind to me. I looked one last time as the haze of my behemoth SBD started to make the skyline of Columbus a little foggy and knew that I had probably at this point overstayed my visit to the capital city. I knew the hospitality of my friends in the city were probably spent and the long night would persist in which the stench of my ass would reign supreme, all from a newly aged 19-year old giantess and her farts. I turned my head around as my hair tossed itself in a motion to indicate that I was a girl on top of the world, with no worries and no regrets. I saw the path toward my home county line up, along the same route I took to get to the city this previous morning. It would be an hour-long journey in the dark as I followed the light pollution from various communities and giant beacons of light that marked my path. I began walking along the path using my cell phone’s flashlight for extra protection. One additional benefit to walking in the dark?

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No one would be able to see or hear the continuous outbursts of my ultra silent and painfully deadly farts. I bit my lip as I took in a whiff of my newest gassy present for the world. More rotten eggs once again, blowing out of my tight ass and warming up my yoga pants. It was a stupendous birthday today and tonight….COUGH…COUGH….COUGH…..tonight was going to be a long night!

“Christ that was lethal!” I laughed as I fanned more of my smelly gas around me. I finally felt more power surge within me as I continued to smell the pungent gas hover all around me. The stride of my walking felt a little longer than it did walking north to the city this past morning. As I felt the bubbling in my bowels continued I suddenly realized what was happening as more gas was building within me, I was growing. Bigger, Gassier and Stronger. I’m Kelly Marie Haynes and I’m a GROWING, FARTING, 19-YEAR OLD GIRL!